3 - Number of times toddler has shit her pants today.
3 - Number of times the same toddler has deemed her shit pretty enough to not only draw on herself, but draw on my glass doors, floor, furniture and even throw a little in the shag carpet for good measure.
4 - Numbers of baths taken today (only 1 by me)
1 - Times the dog thought that poop would make a good afternoon snack only to throw it right back up on previously mentioned shag carpet.
2 - Number of loads of poopy laundry. And the fact that I already had a good 8 loads that also needed to be done, I am now way behind.
3 - Number of times Time Out has been used
0 - Number of times Time Out has been successful
25 - Number of times I've washed my hands
9,554 - Number of times I've walked to the refrigerator for a glass of wine only to realize that it's off limits for THE NEXT 9 MONTHS!
I'm seriously contemplating the duck tape to the diaper idea.