3 - Number of times toddler has shit her pants today.
3 - Number of times the same toddler has deemed her shit pretty enough to not only draw on herself, but draw on my glass doors, floor, furniture and even throw a little in the shag carpet for good measure.
4 - Numbers of baths taken today (only 1 by me)
1 - Times the dog thought that poop would make a good afternoon snack only to throw it right back up on previously mentioned shag carpet.
2 - Number of loads of poopy laundry. And the fact that I already had a good 8 loads that also needed to be done, I am now way behind.
3 - Number of times Time Out has been used
0 - Number of times Time Out has been successful
25 - Number of times I've washed my hands
9,554 - Number of times I've walked to the refrigerator for a glass of wine only to realize that it's off limits for THE NEXT 9 MONTHS!
I'm seriously contemplating the duck tape to the diaper idea.
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Bless your heart! Just keep in the forefront of your mind that she's your daughter & how much you love her, lol! I know, I know~some days are better than others ;) Get as much rest as you can~being pregnant when you have another child makes for a LONG 9 months~but also a HAPPY 9 months :)
We've got you beat...Lila had 4 poops today...gross.
LOL. Only wine??? What about Vodka? Tequila? Everclear?
You poor woman. That is entirely too much poop in one day.
Ehhhh... *Anth shudders at thought of so much poo* ...you have my deepest sympathies!
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